[there’s an awkward silence as the entire class just looks at him] Bills! Jenko: No, he’s actually not our guy, I would know. Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? [Ghost and his goons chase the duo in a hummer whilst their car is going slowing going across the campus] Jenko: Schmidt! Scarface: I think we lost them. Kenny Yang: That’s a gun. Jenko: What? I’m the happiest I’ve ever been, so just having a great time with myself. Schmidt: Shit! Schmidt: It’s on now, dog. Jenko: Boom. Captain Dickson: Scuba class. Jenko: Okay. [as he’s holds onto Ghost through the broken windshield] Maya: So we don’t have to think about him anymore. Keith Yang: That was so sweet. Schmidt: Okay. Jenko: Yoh, Schmidt, will you hurry up? Check it out. Jenko: Alright. Football Game Announcer #1: Now the Statesman win, thirty-four, fourteen. Jenko: Damn. [suddenly Mercedes attacks him from behind and he pushes her on to the bed] Dr. Murphy: Uh… Mercedes: Dad, those are like old people drugs. Schmidt: Babies! [Dickson gets up and walks off] Mrs. Dickson: Do you two know each other? [as they are driving on the stadium field Jenko tries to stop their car using the brakes but they don’t work] What I want to be able to have is this. Mrs. Dickson: Do you two know each other? Schmidt: What is that? Jenko: No, look, I know, okay? Jenko: From basically like watching you. Jenko: What? Eric Molson: No, you’re not! Uh, Zeta, I don’t know if you’re thing, but I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys, it’d be really fun. Jenko: What was that? You could have gone to the parking lot, but you went to sculpture garden? Schmidt: Okay. Jenko: No, not at all. Jesus cried. Mercedes: Oh, my God. Zook: Okay, so no to Dane? Improv Student: Okay. Captain Dickson: Stop dicking around. Library Goon: He said you were sucking his dick. Zook: Sixty-seven! Schmidt: How long have you been there? Which way?! Zook: Dude. Faster, now! Cynthia. Schmidt: You’re so selfish! [Schmidt drops down onto his bean bag] I picked up on that early. Schmidt: I’m a solo artist now, like Beyoncé. Schmidt: He’s really taking it out on the wrong… [Dickson busts and joins Schmidt and Jenko, all pointing their guns] The Ghost: Come on, just lower this thing down. REMOVE ADS. I just want to get to bed and watch Friends all day. Dude. Deputy Chief Hardy: Is that a hickey? [to Maya] Jenko: Shit. I love you, man. Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people? Mercedes: Is that what’s happening? [back to Jenko and Zook training together in the gym] Schmidt: Give the fucking guy some water! Schmidt: What are you doing? [Schmidt turns and starts to leave] Okay. Schmidt: I can’t get in. Jenko: Something cool! Kenny Yang: That’s great. [holds up the box containing the machine] Jenko: Hey. [Jenko shakes Zook’s hand] That’s what you want? Like right up by my fucking side? Maya: No way! Captain Dickson: Traffic school! Schmidt: You took a bullet for me, man! [they high five each other] Schmidt: That’s the one motherfucking thing you were supposed to remember. You’re an amazing doctor. I fucking told you to be quiet. Schmidt: I can’t! Schmidt: I didn’t fucking try and kiss you! Jenko: Fuck you, brain. Dr. Murphy: I wasn’t told that I had a 9 a.m. session. We can’t waste anymore of the department’s money! Jenko: What about that? Focus. Okay? Right through it. Schmidt: I missed you too. Zook: And now, for my favorite event. Schmidt: Yeah. Don’t come in! Tags: Stay here! Jenko: What? [Dickson is giving Schmidt the evil eye as they are sat in awkward silence at the restaurant] Jenko: Wait, wait, wait, a second! Zook: What? Keith Yang: We didn’t. Jenko: One more time. Schmidt: Why can’t you just use your head for once? And you motherfuckers are all under arrest. Schmidt: I’m not going to fuck you! It’s bigger. Captain Dickson: Nah, I got something way better than that. Jenko: Yeah, I know. [he tries to push her down as she goes to attack him again] All the good qualities you have, I could feel inside Maya. I mean, like he was opening up beer cans with his eyes balls. Schmidt: Okay. Jenko: Rooster is getting some punch, why don’t you go check him out? I don’t remember that all. Schmidt: That’s crazy. [he puts his foot down on the accelerator and the car takes off really fast] Zook: Okay. Schmidt: We don’t have any more cameras. I like fruit! [suddenly the drug takes effect and their pupils shrink]. Schmidt: No, I’m not going to fuck you! Jenko: Thanks, dude. Zook: What are you trying to say? Schmidt: [voice] Let’s blow shit up. Jenko: Look, if you, if you want to, we could go down there. [suddenly the helicopter explodes and drops into the sea] Schmidt, Jenko: No! Jenko: I think I know exactly who he’s talking about. Play. [he rolls up his sleeve to reveal his tattoo which is of a bazooka] Jenko: Captain, we have something really really important to tell you about… Maya: No, I’m one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself. I was fine, I had it… What’s wrong with the classic drugs of the nineties? Maya: I fucking hate my dad so much. Jenko: Oh, my God! Dude, I’m in. Schmidt: What the fuck?! [Dickson walks over to the food counter where the waiter is serving] [she sprays the lube into Schmidt’s face] Jenko: No, actually I was busy with the investigation. Jenko: Just like ice. Where are you going? I wanted a relationship without friction. [Dickson runs through the club after Ghost] Jenko: You saved my life! [back to the football game with Jenko and Zook] [we see Jenko has placed lobsters all over the floor in their room] If you do he’ll leave the City program. Jenko: Yeah. Schmidt: No, no, no, no! Captain Dickson: Do you know who’s behind us in that car? Jenko: Yep. Jenko: Schmidt fucked the Captain’s daughter! Like Blanche did heroin. You made it, dude. Schmidt: I did it! Schmidt: There’s a sock on the door! [we see Jump Street merchandise, Jump Street: The Animated Series, 39 Jump Street: The Electronic Game] However, the project was canceled in January 2019. Schmidt: Well, they gave us pictures, so we do have that. Jenko: Fuck! Jr. Jr.: We shoot dicks off in Jump Street. [Schmidt nods his head looking sad] Captain Dickson: Schmidt?! Jenko: Two… Schmidt: Oh, this, uh, this was actually, uh, an octopus from the incident. Captain Dickson: Break your motherfucking legs! You know they gave me a vagina. Jenko: No. [we then see Zook helping Jenko in the gym lift weights] [back to the football game with Jenko and Zook] [the waiter places more beans on his plate] Mr. Walters: Well that’s you lead, motherfucker! I think it’s time right now for us to try. 22 Jump Street, directors Chris ... (Amber Stevens), at one point delivering a memorably terrible slam poetry performance to impress her. Library Goon: It’s okay. Did you get Mercedes? Zook: Alright! Schmidt: Seriously! I’m your bitch! [their video game characters are running and shooting at the bad guys] [Jenko suddenly jumps and grabs onto the helicopter] The Ghost: You want to check out the goods? The Ghost: They’re gone! [just then someone knocks on Schmidt’s door] Jenko: Dude, I missed you so much, man. Jenko: Like a meat-Q. [Schmidt then starts reading the Why-Phy case file] Schmidt: Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. [to his pilot] Right? Captain Dickson: Welcome back dumb-dumb. Jenko: I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn’t expect it. Hey. [as Schmidt gets slowly pulled up by the rope Jenko quickly jumps onto the balcony and climbs to the top, after reaching the attic window, Jenko uses his laser beamer like he’s cutting through the glass] Schmidt: I’m not Mr. and Mrs. Smithing you! You can just bust right in it. Football Game Announcer #1: Haythe drops back. [Jenko throws the ball and watches as Zook catches it] Jenko: It’s cum, okay. Jenko: I don’t have any prior convictions. 0:00. Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school. Jenko: Oh, my God. You don’t hold me down, man! Schmidt: Time to prove that Zook’s the dealer. [then we see Mercedes driving off with Dickson as her hostage with his hands cuffed to the car handle] Just take me and I’ll explain later. Upstairs. Jenko: I’m so focused! Jenko: Schmidt, it’s Jenko. [suddenly Jenko turns and head butts the goon who collapses to the floor] slam poetry. [Jenko looks a little surprised] Jenko: That’s a good point. Fuck! Jenko: Look, man, do you think it’s cool if you come? Schmidt: Where did you find this gringo, man? Jenko: Shit! Shit’s expensive! Schmidt: I can’t! Schmidt: And, dude, you were right. Do you understand that this face… Schmidt: What? [they turn to go to the roof] [after the dinner with their parents Maya and Schmidt return to her room] Goddamn. Waving my hands a lot. I’m having sex with a human woman! Captain. [Schmidt finds Cynthia’s file and starts reading from it] Jenko: I just came to see how you are. [Dickson picks his gun up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko, Jenko quietens down, sits and composes himself] Schmidt: I’ll be right back! Jenko: Fuck! [they fist pump each other then look back at the screen as the professor gives them the coded message] Maya: Okay. Captain Dickson: No. Schmidt: [voice] It’s inking in my mouth! [they enter Murphy’s office] What do we do? Schmidt: Thanks, Mom. Mercedes: Is that what’s happening? The Ghost: What the hell is going on? Mr. Walters: For shooting my penis off? Zook: Dude, you can make it into the hall of fame. Maya: Hey, Maya Angelou! The Ghost: Yeah! Jenko: We got murdered by exotic animals. Schmidt: It’s going to be super fun. Jenko: Okay, that’s a pretty good piece of information. Keith Yang: We’ll see you guys later. Schmidt: No! [Mercedes breaks a bottle over his head] [Jenko is still holding his head in the water as Zook continues to count] [whispering to Schmidt] This is disgusting! You know what happens in a shoot out! Schmidt: Oh, shit! [he laughs], [Schmidt and Jenko get into the back of Ghost’s truck and open a crate] Jenko: Look I don’t think the tattoo means what you think it means. Jenko: No! Mercedes: Drop your guns. You know what I mean? [suddenly Schmidt throws the rock in his hand at the kid, later at the precinct he notices the closed Why-Phy case file and takes it, then it’s back to the restaurant where he’s sat alone ordering his food] Schmidt: We started off too old for this shit. Keith Yang: That’s true. [he runs through some pigeons] You're dead You are dead Bah-boo-beep-bap-bap-boo-bap You're dead That's for Cynthia, who's dead Jonah Hill (22 Jump Street) from Facebook tagged as Dank Meme [they both hold one end of the comforter] Schmidt: Literally and figuratively! [after attending all of Cynthia’s classes and activities] Schmidt: Why? I’ve got to take care of this. Jenko: I’m happy for you. Ghost is here.”, [back to the football game with Jenko and Zook], [Jenko throws the ball and watches as Zook catches it], [back to Schmidt texting Jenko again as he keeps an eye on Ghost and his goons], [back at the football field Jenko and Zook take a seat on the bench for a break], [the crowd cheers, then Jenko hears his cell phone vibrating and looks at his phone reading Schmidt’s text message], [Jenko looks as his phone as he gets another begging text from Schmidt]. Alright! Thing w my bro is taking forever.”, [as Murphy enters his office he looks suspiciously at Schmidt and Jenko], [after Schmidt and Jenko are forced to sit and have a session with Murphy], [Schmidt holds out his hand towards Jenko], [reluctantly Jenko holds Schmidt’s hand and Jenko struggles to interlock their fingers], [Jenko now interlocks his hand with Schmidt], [he tries to untangles his fingers and hand from Schmidt’s who’s holding it tightly], [he finally manages to free his hand from Schmidt’s], [Schmidt suddenly realizes something and turns to Murphy], [the duo are in Dickson’s office at the headquarters], [he’s interrupted by Schmidt as he plays with the Velcro of his bulletproof vest], [Dickson, who’s holding a gun, looks coldly at Schmidt], [Captain turns his photo of Maya on his desk around to show Jenko], [Jenko looks at Maya’s photo then at Schmidt for a moment before realizing what’s happened], [he turns and walks out of Dickson’s office], [Jenko goes into the main area of headquarter and announces to everyone], [he slams against the glass walls of the office], [he laughs and runs around the headquarters yelling], [to Schmidt as he continues to laugh hard], [Dickson picks his gun up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Jenko, Jenko quietens down, sits and composes himself], [we see Dickson tasing Schmidt in the balls], [as they leave the headquarters building], [the duo they enter Cynthia’s room and start searching, as they search Jenko comes across a massive dildo and throws it at Schmidt], [Jenko opens the book and they see a square hole has been cut in the middle of the book, they look at each other and say at the same time], [just then Jenko gets a call and gets his phone from his pocket], [as Jenko goes off to join Zook and the team to play football, Schmidt goes to the library and hears some voices], [Jenko slowly peeks through a book shelf and sees Ghost and his goons], “Come to the library right now. Schmidt: Don’t do that. Mercedes: Ow! Rooster, light the torch! It’s Zook. Jenko: Okay. Jenko: Shoes! Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. Schmidt: Oh, hey. Mercedes: We have way more guns than you, drop your fucking guns. It’s just, you know, now it’ll be an open thing. [34], Inkoo Kang of The Wrap gave the film a positive review, saying "If 22 isn't as trim and tight as its predecessor, it's certainly smarter and more heartfelt. [Captain turns his photo of Maya on his desk around to show Jenko] Rooster: God, I love walk-on day! Schmidt: Ssh! What do Lambo’s have to do with touching children? Schmidt: I didn’t look down. Keith Yang: Then you’re going to be real focused. Schmidt: I think my information was stronger. [Schmidt notices a female student, Maya, entering the hall] Maya: Thank you. Right? Schmidt: I’m just a light skinned princess with a dream and an amazing voice. [20], The score for the film was composed by Mark Mothersbaugh and was released by La-La Land Records on a double disc album, limited to 2,000 copies, in September 2014. Schmidt: You’re just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. [he holds up his own puka shells he’s wearing around his neck] Football Game Announcer #2: Looks pretty old to be a freshman. [he gets his own gun out, suddenly Jenko throws his helmet at Ghost and his goons] Sow our cop oats. [Maya chuckles] [we see Jump Street merchandise, Jump Street: The Animated Series, 39 Jump Street: The Electronic Game], [last lines; during credits] Schmidt: Yeah. Schmidt: Welcome to college. I’m your new mother in-law. Schmidt: Did you really just say that? [Eric’s eyes are open staring ahead, looking depressed] [Schmidt and Jenko kneel before Zook and Rooster] Zook: Thirty-three! Look, we are looking aggressively for this very specific tattoo. Schmidt: You mean carte blanche. Schmidt: You’re late. I can’t do it no more! Kenny Yang: Like Wesley Snipes black. Jenko: Dude, in Human Sexuality do you get to fuck or do you just get to watch people fuck? That was so fucking badass! [as Murphy enters his office he looks suspiciously at Schmidt and Jenko] Drink, motherfuckers! Sorry! Jenko: I’m riding on my lambo. Eric Molson: That’s Schmidt being a little bitch. WAVING MY HANDS A LOT! [Mercedes is holding a meeting with the drug distributes where Ghost is also at] Keith & Kenny Yang: Fuck. Schmidt: What?! Eric Molson: I was supposed to go to Berkeley. Jenko: The suppliers putting drugs inside the books in the library where literally no one goes anymore, man. [Jenko now interlocks his hand with Schmidt] Jenko: Are you sure? [25], 22 Jump Street grossed $5.5 million at its early Thursday night showings. Schmidt: What are you guys doing here? Yeah! Jenko: Alright. Schmidt: What the fuck, man? Captain Dickson: I’m taking the shot. I’m all in. I want you to question what I’m saying! [Schmidt continues to watch them as they continue do their bench press together] Mercedes: Get up, Old Man River! Mercedes: What? The Ghost: Because, we have guns. Jenko: Yeah, I know. [he points to the two egg shaped sculptures opposite them] Give me the Goddamned string beans! Waiter! Jenko: I don’t know. This guy’s a fucking cop. [to Jenko] Jenko: No, the fucking dumbest possible thing is letting two cops blah blah blah while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in. [they look at each other] Did you know I used gay slurs in high school? Schmidt: Because you did it! You’re an amazing doctor. If you do he’ll leave the City program. Actually we watched it a couple times. Jenko: Lambo! [Schmidt closes his eyes and puts his fingers by the bridge of his nose to concentrate] I just chill, and you know how chill Zook is. [next shot shows Jenko standing opposite Schmidt pointing his gun at him] Eric Molson: Your vagina doesn’t fucking work, man. Schmidt: Mr. Walters, we should, um, or I should apologize for, uh… Get your fucking ass in there! I mean, we care so much more because she’s black. [Jenko chuckles] Actually, in this case, about 40 minutes in. Schmidt: Hey, what did you say when you threw that grenade up there? [they start playing, and both bring up rock] [Ghost and Scarface get away as Schmidt and Jenko hang off the beam] [Schmidt turns to see pigs being brought in] Keith Yang: That seemed like such a real argument. Maya: Well, uh, my parents are here too. Jenko: Dude, I’m sorry. "[37] Kyle Smith of the New York Post gave the film two out of four stars, saying "What's the difference between 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump Street? Grab it! Schmidt: Someone may swing by, but we can, we can order without them. Jenko: Hey, look man, you know you can always tell me something if you want to get it off your chest. Football Game Announcer #2: Let’s hear it once again, MC State, for your dynamic duo! Jenko: Cool tingling. Jesus died for our sin-thi-as! [Jenko tries to pry the octopus off of Schmidt’s face] I just wish you could fly with me. Jenko: No. Schmidt: Got room for one of these babies. Mercedes: What? Schmidt: Shit! Drink, motherfuckers! It’s supposed to be fun. Captain Dickson: This is far enough. Keith Yang: We didn’t. Schmidt: So, do you like weather? Jenko: Hey, y’all he’s fucking the Captain’s daughter! Rooster: Yeah, I’m good. [back at the football field Jenko and Zook take a seat on the bench for a break] Well sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the Yangs. jonah hill. Deputy Chief Hardy: They have eight tentacles. Jenko, Zook: Right through it. Schmidt: There’s a microchip in this empanada. What’s up, man? I’m your best nightmare, I’m your worst nightmare. [to Schmidt as he’s being taken away by the two cops] Schmidt: Okay. Mercedes: You’re fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smithing me! Scarface: We got to go! Maya: Yes, thank you. [pointing to Dickson’s cold angry face] Captain Dickson: What are you doing here? Schmidt! I can’t t-move onto the truck! [33] Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "A−" on an A+ to F scale, higher than the 'B' received by its predecessor. The guy seems to be honest. Schmidt: Shit! Jenko: What? The Ghost: What is this? Football Game Announcer #1: Let’s hear it for your Metropolitan City State College Statesman! Schmidt: You go fuck yourself! Jenko: Covalent bonds. Schmidt: Shit! Captain Dickson: This pork shit! Schmidt: Yeah. Captain Dickson: Fuck! Jenko: I can’t find it! [Jenko jumps down and grabs hold of the lower floor balcony railing and notices Schmidt running across towards the next set of stairs] Captain Dickson: What’s up? Yes. Schmidt: You’re just so violent! [we see Jenko wheeling Schmidt out of a hospital dressed as a doctor whilst they are getting shot at, then a movie poster promoting 23 Jump Street: Medical School is shown, this carries into the credits, as Dickson keeps assigning them to new schools] Schmidt: I got you! Captain Dickson: Wait, wait, wait! We have a thing and it’s good, and I don’t know, maybe I should just stay closer to him. We're never done, we found a place where we belong Don't have to stand alone, we'll never let you fall Don't need permission to decide what you believe And jump, down on Jump Street Captain Dickson: Stop! "[58] Joe Williams of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch gave the film three out of four stars, saying "A self-aware sequel has to hop over hurdles to keep from swallowing its own tail, but the sharp writing and tag-team antics lift 22 Jump Street to a high level. [referring to their dorm room number] Mercedes: This is so boring, no one’s getting shot. Warning: find the supplier or don’t cost the department no more. [to Schmidt as he’s being taken away by the two cops] Schmidt: Upstairs. But “22 Jump Street” hits far more often than it misses, and even when it misses by a mile, the effort is so delightfully zany that it’s hard not to give Lord and Miller an “A” for effort. [they start fooling around whilst holding the guns] Zook: Holy shit! [he feels Jenko leave his side, then lifts his hood and snaps the bonds tying his hands together] Schmidt: That doesn’t sound anything like me! Football Game Announcer #1: McQuade crosses. Mercedes: Oh, my gosh. Come on! Dr. Murphy: He’s literally reaching out for you. Schmidt: That’s the car you got? Jenko: What, what, okay… Enough for one person only. [suddenly she shoves him off her and makes a run for it picking up her gun along the way, Schmidt chases after her] Professor Jacobs: Please respond to my text. Go! Oh, my fuck! Jenko: Schmidt, run! You should see if she knows who sold her drugs. Zook: Look, well we fucking can. Schmidt: It’s like the Batmobile. Schmidt: Hey! A guy with a red mawhawk. Schmidt: Get out of the way! Are you alright? [Zook leaves to get Jenko a drink when Jenko notices a small bag of Why-Phy drug in Zook’s bag, later as Jenko is working out with Zook] Schmidt: Hey! Filming took place from September to December 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana, as well as San Juan, Puerto Rico. Jenko: Two, three! I love you. [Dickson, who’s holding a gun, looks coldly at Schmidt] Mercedes: How about this? R U ignoring me?” 22 Jump Street - Slam Poetry (Harv's Island recreation) New Horizons. Schmidt: Who’s this? [Jenko replies] Jenko: Hey Schmidt! [they play again and both bring up paper] Jenko: You got to jump! [as Murphy enters his office he looks suspiciously at Schmidt and Jenko] Schmidt: Oh. Captain Dickson: Spring Break yourself, fool. Yeah, it’s Brad. Despite sleeping together, Maya tells Schmidt not to take it seriously, and he starts to feel left out as Jenko bonds more and more with Zook who encourages him to join the football team. Don’t come in! Jenko: Yeah. [whispering to himself] [they sit on a police car on the beach] Schmidt: I’ve never tried to kiss you! Zook: Like what? [suddenly Schmidt pushes Jenko down to his knees in front of him as the goon comes over to them] Jenko: N-n-nothing else? [after they’ve set up the cameras in the attic] [71][72] In December 2018, Tiffany Haddish was confirmed to lead the film and Awkwafina is in talks. It’s eight o’clock. channing tatum. Captain Dickson: So you want the same shit, so here we go. Jenko: Shit! Just stick with football. Jenko: Then fucking climb around, come on! I’m alone. Schmidt: Hey, Jenko? Schmidt: Pirates! Dr. Murphy: Are you embarrassed of your partner? [looking happy Maya leaves Schmidt] Jenko: Fuck! [Schmidt goes to grab the keys from Jenko who won’t let go] Schmidt: I’m having a bad trip! Now, Maya! Come on. Hey! "[51] Jaime N. Christley of Slant Magazine gave the film two out of four stars, saying "As funny and batshit insane as the movie often is, the fact that 22 Jump Street knows it's a tiresome sequel doesn't save it from being a tiresome sequel, even as Lord and Miller struggle to conceal the bitter pill of convention in the sweet tapioca pudding of wall-to-wall jokes. [Schmidt gets two more text messages from Dickson] Schmidt: I’m so focused. Zook: I’ll get it. Captain Dickson: Schmidt! Jenko: You okay? Jenko: Yeah, I know. Schmidt: You’re making a face! Football Game Announcer #1: And he hands out with a touch down! Schmidt: Okay. Schmidt: Yes. Jenko: I have time off. [Schmidt and Jenko meet up in the park] You got ninety-nine problems, but being young isn’t one. [Schmidt leaves]. Anyone with half a brain, myself included, thought it was destined to fail spectacularly. Jenko: I can’t find it! By EmilY eehaw. Morton Schmidt: No one’s going to fucking notice. Jenko: No, the fucking dumbest possible thing is letting two cops blah blah blah while other cops are getting in position to bust their shit in. Jenko: Yoh, what is that? Schmidt: It’s fun for you, it’s not fun for me. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jenko: Wipey? [Schmidt punches Mercedes hard in the face she yells out in pain making Schmidt feel bad] [to the host] Jenko: Why are you saying this stuff? Maya: Um, I would say that it’s these two beings leaning up against each other in perfect balance. I got it. Eric Molson: Hey. Nice to meet you. Jenko: Comforter that I will not wash for the next 6 months. [Schmidt is sat in his room watching Jenko and Zook doing bench press on his iPad with jealousy when he decides to send Jenko a text message] The Ghost: Shoot them! Okay. What’s up now, motherfuckers! [Zook who’s in the party crowd notices Jenko] [he tries to untangles his fingers and hand from Schmidt’s who’s holding it tightly] Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product. Schmidt: It was rich detail. Mercedes: Give it up, asshole! Schmidt: He’s half A, man. I tried to take a bullet for you, man. Jenko: Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol. Jenko: I know, but you didn’t. Kenny Yang: That’s how we do this. I got it. I’m going to shoot you down! “Where U @?” [whispering to Jenko] Captain Dickson: No, no, no. This is a shoot out! Schmidt: Alright, let’s look. Keith Yang: You got crows feet under your eyes, man. Jenko: No, shit. Mercedes: “Sell shit out of it.” Do you see that? Yeah, I’m taking notes right now, huh? We need to consult an expert. [Jenko looks visibly shocked] I can’t let them go. I can’t do this anymore! The Ghost: Because, we have guns. Maya: You do really do poetry? I can’t jump up because I got a broken ankle. 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